Once upon a time there was an evil blue mattress. Now, to look at the mattress you might not immediately see the evil. Its blue threads were shiny and there was delicate roses decorating its surfaces. One day, the blue mattress attacked the husband and it had to go. The husband and his henchmen hauled it secretly to the neighboring dumpster where it could no longer do its evil mattress things. But, alas, the husband could not have his pregnant wife sleep on the floor...so...in its place came a beautiful plush foam mattress. The family was safe and the husband slept soundly again.
Once upon a time there was an evil blue mattress. Now, to look at the mattress you might not immediately see the evil. Its blue threads were shiny and there was delicate roses decorating its surfaces. One day, the blue mattress attacked the husband and it had to go. The husband and his henchmen hauled it secretly to the neighboring dumpster where it could no longer do its evil mattress things. But, alas, the husband could not have his pregnant wife sleep on the floor...so...in its place came a beautiful plush foam mattress. The family was safe and the husband slept soundly again.
1 comments:
new beds are good. Stefan and I are still sleeping on my mom's old matress from when she was abotu 35...that makes this mattress 16 years old. Did I mention I've been having some back pain?
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